Introduction
Foreword
Section I: Pre-College Knowledge
Chapter 1: Hector's Hints on Picking a Real Good College
Chapter 2: Private vs. Public - So Many Choices
Chapter 3: Hector's Basic Training (You Gotta Start Early)
Section II: So You've Chosen State U., My Alma Mater
Chapter 4: Hector's History of State U.
Chapter 5: Endless Adjustments
Section III: Off to a Real Good Start
Chapter 6: Choosing a Computer
Chapter 7: Hector's Hints to Get in Real Good with Your Professors
Chapter 8: Modular Answers to Test Questions
Chapter 9: Beating the M/C System
Chapter 10: Origin of the Grading Curve
Chapter 11: The University Presidents' Standard Grading Curve
SECTION IV: Your Later College Years
Chapter 12: How to Do Real Good Lab Reports for Your TA
Chapter 13: Doing Graphs in College
Chapter 14: Hector's Advice for Pre-Med Students
Chapter 15: The Effortless Honors Project
Chapter 16: Choosing A Major
Chapter 17: Hector's Graduation Tips
Section V: They Put Me on the State U. Board? I Can't Believe It!
Chapter 18: Heads Up on the Administration
Chapter 19: The University as a Tax-Supported Minor League for the NFL and NBA
Chapter 20: State U. Incorporated
Chapter 21: How Universities Govern Themselves
Appendix
Index